ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!?

OK. I get asked the most fucked up question in the world. "Where are the used deposit books?" Excuse me, but do I look like the fucking USED DEPOSIT BOOK KEEPER? Hello?! If you told the FILE CLERK where to FILE them, don't you think you should know where the FUCK THEY ARE?!

YOU came up with the IDEA of where to FILE THEM. THEREFORE, YOU SHOULD FUCKING KNOW! And if it seems like I get annoyed and pissed and harsh about it, it's because YOUR THE FUCKING SUPERVISOR! YOU'VE BEEN HERE LONGER THAN I HAVE! HOW THE HELL SHOULD I KNOW?!

BITCH! GET A FUCKING CLUE!

If you ask me again, I'm gonna fucking deny knowing any FUCKING THING!

My pet peeve of the day from the AP:
My pet peeve of the day from the AS: WTF? IF YOU INVENT THE DAMN SYSTEM...WHY THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE TO ASK ME?!?! FUCKER!
Hours overtime today:

EEEK! A BUG!

Yup. AS freaked out over a BUG! Spider I can see...BUG?! WTF?! I thought AS was shocked because she turned on the computer. Turns out it was a BUG! Then she moves the keyboard around and then finds it and takes off her shoe and smashes it. And AS says, "You/it should have stayed hidden."

FUCK! IT WAS A BUG!

OK the new "guy" or "boy" sucks big time at work. I ask him to do 2 simple things. They were:
1. Put a couple pieces of paper into a window envelope.
2. Copy late checks.

He did fold the papers to put into the envelopes, BUT he fucked it up! He folded it in, put it into the envelope only so that you couldn't read the CITY or ZIP CODE. How the FUCK CAN YOU SCREW THAT UP? It's possible. And the envelopes could hold the pieces of paper. He managed to screw that up too. He used TAPE! It looked TACKY AS HELL!

Copy late checks, which he's done before he FUCKED THAT UP TOO! He copied PART of the envelopes and the checks every which way. WHAT THE FUCK? It's not the first time he's done it either. FUCK! He's a DUMB FUCKER!

My pet peeve of the day from the AP:
My pet peeve of the day from the AS:
Hours overtime today:

DO I LOOK LIKE I KNOW?!?!

AS got a phone call today from a condo owner. AS gets the form and she fills it out. Wait, I promise it gets better. AS asks ME what the hell she has to fill out. HELLO!?! FUCKER! I asked you before. You just left it BLANK AND TOLD ME TO TELL THEM TO FILL THE SHIT OUT!

WHAT THE FUCK!?!

I've only been on the job since the last week of January. Yes, I'm going to break out the calendar and count how many fucking days I've been at this for 302 days (including weekends) and that's about 10 months (if all months had 30 days). In all of that time I don't think I've learned how to do whatever the hell she's talking about.

If you don't teach the person doing the job how to do the job...HOW THE FUCK CAN THEY DO IT?!

FUCKER!

My pet peeve of the day from the AP:
My pet peeve of the day from the AS:
Hours overtime today:

Nothing's going right...

I feel like a total failure. Is that even possible? I mean I work my ass off to do stuff the right way, but too many mistakes have really made me wonder if I'm even good at this job. The pressure is always on and there are just too many things to be done. The way I see is if I can last a little while longer, which I have no clue as to how long, but another 6 months? I really have had it with this job.

Funny that I should mention this. A coworker of mine says that in a lifetime that you will change your job nine (9) times. That's good to know. I think I really just need a job where it's mellow, but I'm just able to have some fun. I don't care if it's in a factory and it's hot. I just hope that wherever I go next I'll be happy.

My whole life I've been searching to be happy. I went to England and was miserable until I changed parents. I don't know how that's even possible, but it is. I miss it over there where it's just school and the nice 3 day weekends where you can go to another part of Europe and just explore. Life stinks in an office.

My pet peeve of the day from the AP:
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Hours overtime today:

I hope I get help...

My god. Sometimes I just want those to know how hard my job it. I have many interruptions and they're mostly phone calls. Today it was tenants. I think it was about three of them. One in the morning and then one in the afternoon and then another one later than that.

TB and AS were talking today. I hope to get me help. If not I'm going to die. Seriously that's what I would like. AS is all about getting out the notices. Yeah, I know already lady. I have to figure out how to do it. I'm going to try to get them out, but they might not be all at once.

They might end up being the same time as the people due on the 10th.

I give it my all, but my heart's just not with the job. I know I have to get things done, but it's just too much. I need help. I need another person to help me.

My pet peeve of the day from the AP:
My pet peeve of the day from the AS:
Hours overtime today:

The people in the office...Part 2

Let's see what's new since I last updated who was in the office...

We had a receptionist who stole from the office and then was fired. Then we hired one of our resident mangers to be the receptionist, but he then took over for the work order coordinator when she went on maternity leave.

Then we hired someone who was good, but when TB yelled at her for whatever reason she called up and left. Today we got a new receptionist. The other one left last week. I had to be the receptionist last week on Friday. That wasn't fun.

We got another file clerk who's a guy and he's stupid. He's so fucking dumb. I could hurt him, but I haven't. I said I'd kick him, but I haven't done that yet. I'll all bark and that's about it. Not one to actually take action.

AA left for maternity leave too which means I have too much to do. [sarcasm]Great.[/sarcasm]

The Boss - TB - owner tall guy with moustache
Property Manager A - PMA - The one that says, "Good morning" and turns off the heat but asks first.
Property Manager B - PMB - The one who cracks jokes and is easy going
Property Manager L - PML - has been at it since about late July
Accounting Supervisor - AS - gets paid a lot to "supervise"
Accounts Payable - AP - annoying with a whinny voice
Accounts Receivable - AR - gone but I'm somewhat taking over ***ME***
Accounting Assistant - AA - cool and gives me a lift to work and home every day **on maternity leave
Office Manager - OM - we don't have one and it's also TB
Leasing Agent N - LA OR LAN - don't really know if she knows what she's doing
Leasing Agent T - LAT OR LT - hardly in the office, but annoying/rude as well
Work Order - WO - on maternity leave so R is now WO
Receptionist - R - One of the resident mangers an now is WO. we now have another temp.
File Clerk - FC - me, but this is only "part-time" or when I have "free-time" to file ***NOT ME ANYMORE***
File Clerk S - FCS - been there the longest besides the Office Manager, but doesn't help me out with my filing, but I did with hers ***SHE IS NOW APA - ACCOUNTS PAYABLE ASSISTANT***
Temp F - TF - he's working on stuff that the boss can't do. I don't know how long he'll be here, but he's been here a week at least ***LEFT ONLY HERE TWO WEEKS/A FORTNIGHT***
Payroll - PR - she's hardly in the office, but she's there. Everyone ignores her, but I think she's cool. I'm nice to her since she hands out pay checks. Gotta be you know?
Odd Guy - OG - in and out of the office once in a while, but mostly not in the office. He's strange too.
File Clerk T - FCT - hired some time in June or May
File Clerk K - FCK - hired in early October - A TOTAL FUCKING DUMBASS!

My pet peeve of the day from the AP:
My pet peeve of the day from the AS:
Hours overtime today:

The NEW GUY...Part 2

That FUCKER! Taking two breaks in one day. TWO! Fucker! I don't even get two in one day! I had to tell him off. We saw him take one break and he proceeded to take another break. WHAT THE FUCK!?!

I had to say something and I said something. I said, "If anyone deserves to take breaks it's me and FCS." SHIT! I didn't even care that AS heard me. I let him have it. You see if you worked at least five hours I'd have no problem. But he didn't even work that many hours so even letting him have one break was enough.

I tried to leave work early, but I ended up leaving half pass five. This is in addition to getting to work 10 minutes before I had to be at work. SHIT! I'll never get better.

My pet peeve of the day from the AP:
My pet peeve of the day from the AS: Has no idea how long it takes me to work and how many phone calls I have and how long I'm on the calls. FUCK YOU!
Hours overtime today: .5

The NEW GUY...

If I haven't updated this in a while I'll explain why. I've been working crazy hours. Then I cut back. Then I started up again. But that's going off topic.

We hired a new guy about a month ago. He's in the office for about 3 hours maybe more and three times a week. You'd think he'd get "the hint" after a while, but does he? NO.

Here's something that I asked him to do that's REALLY SIMPLE. I printed out the tenant's account and I highlighted the ones that were late. I was looking for the months they were late and NOT THE DATE! I gave him a box of envelopes and asked him to find them from the file as well. WELL let me say he's not very bright. He only pulled out one or two and said that he can't find the rest. And I asked him to mark the ones that he found. Now tomorrow when he comes in I'm going to let him have it.

I'm going to tell him that I wanted the ones inside the file as well. He didn't ask any questions so I thought that he got it. He went and looked through the box and said the he couldn't find any and the ones he did was in the folder. Then he said he was done. I told him to check again. Did he pull out the ones that were in there? NO!


What a FUCKER! He's a DUMBASS and a FUCKING DUNCE! He would have been fired already if I was the boss. He doesn't clean up after himself and he was told exactly how to do stuff and did he even LISTEN! I think he has a learning disability or something and if he's anything like his cousin who "forgets" as well then I'm so sure they've got the same genes.

This DUMBASS gets paid $11.00/hr *this is more than me when I started and he fucking screws up* to do nothing but FUCK UP! Tomorrow I'm setting him straight and the limit on screw ups is three. He's got more than that already between me and someone else.

If I gave him his paycheck I'd say this is your last one and enjoy life because you'll need it. And good luck getting a new job.

My pet peeve of the day from the AP:
My pet peeve of the day from the AS: Asked me how things were. Does she not know I went to work early and worked my ASS off for 90 minutes BEFORE people came in? FUCK YOU!
Hours overtime today: 0